10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.