10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant