10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'