10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls