10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)