10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger