10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Welcome to kicker school
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen