10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."