10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-