10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss