10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris