10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-