10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow