10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A