10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear