10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Poker is for loners.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes