10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack