10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.