10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.