10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword