10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant