10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..