10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger