10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it