10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "No river, no fish."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.