10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
"I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
It's Free To Fold...
women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it