10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts