10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!