10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22