10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.