10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "No river, no fish."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.