10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is for loners.
• "No river, no fish."
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester