10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare