10 Random Poker Quotes

• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Fold and live to fold again
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com