10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• You have to piss with the dick you have