10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--