10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Fook the floosh droo!
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.