10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."