10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio