10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is