10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.