10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Fold and live to fold again
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi