10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd