10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs