10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers