10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.