10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz