10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.