10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."