10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.